How many times have you suffered through the experience of getting the following letter?
 

An angel wrote:

Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

To handle yourself, use your head.
To handle others, use your heart.

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it's his fault.
If he betrays you twice, it's your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.

God gives every bird it's food, but He does not throw it into its nest.

He who loses money, loses much;
he who loses a friend, loses more;
he who loses faith, loses all.

Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
but beautiful old people are works of art.

Learn from the mistakes of others;
you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.

The tongue weighs practically nothing, but so few people can hold it.

Friends, you and me.
You brought another friend
And then there were three.
We started our group,
Our circle of friends,
And like that circle
There is no beginning --
There is no end.

Keep this going.  E-mail all your friends this message.
E-mail all those friends you’ve never met, those you have, and those
you've lost along the way.

Here is an Angel sent to watch over you.
In order for her to work, you must pass this on to
the people you want watched over.
 

AN ANGEL TO WATCH OVER YOU

                                    Oooo       Some people
                                     (    )      come into our lives
                                      )  /       and quickly go..
                                     (_/
 
                                oooO
                                (    )      Some people
                                 \  (       become friends
                                  \_)       and stay a while...
     leaving beautiful       Oooo
           footprints on our (     )
                      hearts...     )  /
                                      (_/
 
                              oooO
                              (    )      and we are
                               \  (        ~ never ~
                                \_)      quite the same
                                           because we have
                                             made a good friend!!
 
 
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
Live and savor every moment.....
This is not a dress rehearsal!
                        (\            /)
                        ( \  __   / )
                        (  \ (  ) / )
                         (   / <\   )     TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
                          ( / \/ \  )     AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
                           /      \       SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
                          (        )      SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
                       ~~~~~~~~
THIS IS A SPECIAL GUARDIAN ANGEL...
YOU MUST PASS THIS ON TO 5 PEOPLE WITHIN THE HOUR
OF RECEIVING HER..AFTER YOU DO MAKE A WISH....
IF  YOU HAVE PASSED HER ON, YOUR WISH
WILL BE GRANTED AND   SHE'LL WATCH OVER YOU
FOREVER....
IF NOT, HER TEARS WILL FLOW AND NO WISHES WILL BE
GRANTED....
 
Right Now…
-somebody is thinking of you.
-somebody is caring about you.
-somebody misses you.
-somebody wants to be with you.
-somebody is thankful for the support you have provided
-somebody hopes everything turns out all right.
-somebody wants you to be happy.
-somebody is celebrating your successes.
-somebody wants to hug you.
-somebody loves you
-somebody admires your strength.
-somebody is thinking of you and smiling.
-somebody thinks the world of you.
-somebody would do anything for you.
-somebody wants to laugh with you.
-somebody is praising God for you.
-somebody wants to share their dreams with you.
-somebody treasures your spirit.
-somebody loves you for who you are.
-somebody has faith in you.
-somebody needs your support.
-somebody needs you to have faith in them.
-somebody hears a song that reminds them of you.
-SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM......
 
 

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